Stoned is the way of the walk   Stoned is the way of the walk      Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat   Some think I'm a criminal but, yo I ain't all of that   Hit'cha with the baseball bat an' ya wanna ill though   Wanna mess around, you get fucked on the hill bro      Kick it like a steel toe, real slow, hits from the bong   Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it wit' Chong   Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with 'ice cream'   Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream      Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly   I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me   Pigs often site me, that's not polite G   And any hour of the day ya know      I might be harassed by a pig real fast   They wanna Rodney King me   Always tryin'a crown my ass   Ain't got no class, no class      I hit they' ass like the buddah that's stinkey   They wanna' scruff but they' just so rinky-dinky   I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk   Sen got's the Philly, an' he's gonna light the blunt      Sippin' off the [Incomprehensible] makes me go koo-koo   Somethin' like loco then turn in to this loocoo   Binggin' the beta, yea, now the funk is risen   Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen      As I kick atrip, it comin' straight from my siness   Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco   I rimemba sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy   Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies      Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money   She said "Pay me back with some latin dick, Sonnie"   Well, I neva' went out, and I don' think I'm gonna   Just for some buddah, she wanted me ta bone her      Deminin', ya think ya know what I'm meanin'   I got somethin' for the hoes ta be skeamin' on   I'm the Buddah Real. take a trip ta Hoota'ville   I'll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Siville   Then light another joint, this ain't no exploitation   Cause we are the ones stonein' in the ways of the mastas      Stoned is the way of the walk, stoned is the way of the walk   Stoned is the way of the walk, stoned is the way of the walk      Hit they, hit they ass, make the buddah get stinkey   Alas, Captain there's a ship in sight   Huh, blast 'em!