When I was   A little baby   A mamma's boy   No one could save me   From those kids at school      They would bully   They would tease   They would taunt me   Haunt me      You're such a pretty boy   You're such a pretty boy   You're such a pretty boy   You're such a pretty boy      Fear   I grew up so scared   The bible belt   Redneck lifestyle   One day I'll fly free      In the airplane   Where's my seat?   Where's my champagne?   Champagne      I'm such a pretty boy   I'm such a pretty boy   I'm such a pretty boy   I'm such a pretty boy      Heaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day   And they don't even notice when I'm   Down      Such a pretty boy   Such a pretty boy   Such a pretty boy   Such a pretty boy      Such a pretty boy   Such a pretty boy   Such a pretty boy   Such a pretty boy      Hotels were closed   And the airport was clean   He was stranded alone   In his southwest dream      Hotels were closed   And the airport was clean   I was stranded alone   In my southwest dream