In Twilight, this guy I know   The palest skin you ever saw   All the girls still want him though   And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen   I wanna be Edward Cullen   Wish I could be Edward Cullen      Wish I could be Cul-len   Wish that I could get all the girls, yo   Didn’t have to breathe, didn’t have to eat food   And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts   I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo   And honestly I wanna play the Piano   Although it would suck to never turn 18   Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me   I wanna say that Dracula is my homie   Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat   Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy   That’s such an awesome name, they’ll all be jealous of me      [Chorus]      Wish I could be in, Dr. Cullen’s   Family and the Olympic Coven   Then Edward can, be my brethren   And he can tell me how to be more like him   Jasper and Emmett are so cool also   And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N’ Cold   Don’t wanna be near Rosalie, though   Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes   I’d run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please   It’s obvious she would much rather be with me   And if he says no, then I’ll have to agree   Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me      [Chorus]      Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb   Wish I could do the Edward run   Then I would be real quick too   And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo   If I was Edward, I would be   1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be   And James would be afraid of me   I would live happily   If I could read peoples thoughts   I wanna have Edwards life   I wanna graduate a thousand times      [Chorus]      Cullen~