I've got a diabolical plan this Halloween   One that's sure to increase my popularity   Didn't get invited to the costume party Friday night   But I won't stand here sulking in the twilight      I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen   the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it   Running so fast that it's never a race   Spreading lots of glitter all over my face   I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen      Not receiving invitations never stopped me before   I will show up knocking on their front door   Vampire teeth completes my costume, almost done   I bet Edward shops Forever 21      I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen   the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it   Running so fast that it's never a race   Spreading lots of glitter all over my face   I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen      *whining*      Drivin' this Benz like I got no license   Bitin' on necks like they're made of spices   Suckin' on blood cause it tastes like honey   Climbin' up trees with my spider monkey   Playin' baseball, swing a bat like lightnin'   Gotta save Bella with some vampire fightin'   Playin' hooky from class cause I gotta go feed   Rippin' up roots askin' "What do we eat?"      I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen   the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it   Running so fast that it's never a race   Spreading lots of glitter all over my face   I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen