I used to be an altar boy   And every Sunday I'd go to church   And I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields (Corey Shields)   And I swore someday I'd kill him   Break in his house and kill his mom   His cat, his dad, his dog   But I'm over that now, I'm mature      If the bombs fall I'll catch them   I love everyone   If the bombs fall I'll catch them   I love everyone      There's a record store called Salzers   I applied there twice for a part-time job   And each time that I did, well they turned me down   And I swore someday I'd go back, burn it down   And watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire   But I'm over that now, it's the new me      If the bombs fall I'll catch them   I love everyone   If the bombs fall I'll catch them   I love everyone      Someday the sky will open      All these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true   But these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man   And I'll see you on the news      If the bombs fall I'll catch them   I love everyone   If the bombs fall I'll catch them   I love everyone      I love everyone