She's an angel in the hallway, in the stands and at the mall   I see her everywhere I go, she don't see me at all   I serenade her cell phone but I never hit send   I'd ask for some advice but I don't have any friends   I am the one on the IM with the 37 names   Tonight it's Captain Elvis lately he's been on his game   I'm taking up karate and I'm saving for a tat   'cause anyone who's anyone knows girls are into that      (chorus)   She's so cold, freezing like disco   Outlook is so-so, Romeo   I'm burning, covered in blisters   Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet      She's the picture of perfection, I'm a legend in my mind   They say that only fools rush in, well I'm the first in line   I'm working on my battle plan and wishing on a star   But I doubt that she'd go out with me 'cause   I don't have a car   That I can drive around in circles   Does she love me, does she not   Either way it doesn't matter 'cause I'm giving it a shot   It's not like if she shoots me down   It's headline-breaking news   'cause I may be a loser but I don't have much to lose      Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare      (chorus x1)      I know who she is and I know who I'm not   and I know what it takes and it's not what I got   but if you start from the heart and you end with a smile   miracles happen every once in a while      (chorus x2)      Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare