That's it   I'm staying home   Don't even try to make me go   If you put on your leather pants   A yankee boy in a cowboy hat      Do you even know what you're doing?       Apparently you think it's pretty cool   But that bad boy style is wearing you   Did you learn how to herd cattle in prep school?       Could you just pretend you don't know me?       Take off those leather pants   You can't go out like that   You really don't look phat   I can't be seen with a man wearing leather pants      Look into my eyes   Where the truth is   Do you realize you look stupid?    Get rid of those leather pants   I can't go out like that   You really don't look phat   I can't get down with a yankee in a cowboy hat