Vote for me/It's a joke   I would rather/Be the Pope   If I have to/I'll drink Coke   Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke      Vote for me/It's a joke   I'll take a bath/And use real soap   Comb my hair/Real nice   So what if/I've got lice      And if I'm elected President   I won't do anything   Just sit around and collect the money   Invite my friends over to play poker   And tell jokes that are funny      Vote for me/It's a joke   Famous people/I misquote   Tell you that/It's all true   Vote for me/Be a fool      Vote for me/It's a joke   I don't care/If you smoke   I don't care/If you choke   Just before you die/Make sure you vote      THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?