Vote for me/It's a joke  I would rather/Be the Pope  If I have to/I'll drink Coke  Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke    Vote for me/It's a joke  I'll take a bath/And use real soap  Comb my hair/Real nice  So what if/I've got lice    And if I'm elected President  I won't do anything  Just sit around and collect the money  Invite my friends over to play poker  And tell jokes that are funny    Vote for me/It's a joke  Famous people/I misquote  Tell you that/It's all true  Vote for me/Be a fool    Vote for me/It's a joke  I don't care/If you smoke  I don't care/If you choke  Just before you die/Make sure you vote    THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?