Here you go      Your eyes are all wet now, you know that I'm lying   I swear I was only protecting your heart   But there are some reasons and also some pictures   Which if you saw they would rip you apart      And I won't watch you cry   Goodbye, I'm an asshole      I'm almost a tall guy and fairly good looking   So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong   I have often wondered which one was the taller   My old Alexander or Kubla Khan      And would they watch you cry   Goodbye, I'm an asshole      I was a pig and never no good   Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood      Your lines are all fading, your model's all last year   I am still a young man and I need a new car   Your friends will all hate me but I know I'm smarter   I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star      And she will never, so I won't ever   I won't watch you cry   Goodbye   I won't watch you cry   Goodbye, I'm an asshole