I don't like the things you like   And you don't like the things I like   She don't like the things they like   So who the fuck is really right   See a skinhead at a show   Let him know he's got to go   Fuck white power, the KKK   A-S-S-H-O-L-E!      Everyone's an asshole   My mom's an asshole   You're a fucking asshole   And I'm a goddamn asshole      Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead   Major labels and straight edge   Coors and school and roller blades   God, Rick James and Oakley shades   Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks   Nazis, midgets, new tube socks   L.D. from M.R.&R.   And fucking Zeppelin Man      Hippies, harleys, Pearl Jam   Chili peppers, case of Spam   Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon   Squash and pork and carmel flan   We hate these things   We hate you, too   Go fuck a monkey in the zoo   Oscar Meyer has a way with   B.O.L.O.G.N.A.