well, I got myself a new car   of course it's 44 years old   it's currently not running   but it's worth its weight in gold   it's colored prim(er)   but it's all min(er)   I paid 10 grand   for this tina can   come payday she'll be runnin   V8's milkshakes, YEEHAW!   fuzzy dice, jesus christ, yeehaw!   well she's really lookin good   just sitting on my lawn   all I need is everything   it shouldn't take me long ha ha!   maybe by summ(er)   I'll find a bump(er)   this piece of shit   it ain't worth it   I should've bought a datsun   no brakes shortcake, YEEHAW!   you fucking idiot!   you fucking idiot!   you fucking idiot!   you fucking idiot!   runs strong but not too long, YEEHAW!   flat tire new it's on fire, YEEHAW!