we like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust  i love her and she loves everyone  she said she likes my band   but i don't even like my band  i love her and she loves everyone  everyone    i saw her kiss him last night,   i'm sick now  (but it's just a little cold)  scott's a dork (whoa whoa)  scott's a dork (whoa whoa)    when i say "i give up" it just means  i am going to try again she loves me  and i love everyone  i was kissin' her  but she was wishin' it was  him she loves me and i love everyone  everyone    they told her, about you and me  she's mad now   (but she'll get over it)  scott's a dork (whoa whoa)  scott's a dork (whoa whoa)  dork (repeat multiple times)    you'd think that   after all this time   she'd change but,  she didn't  scott's a dork (whoa whoa)  scott's a dork (whoa whoa)