Bar tender I really did it this time  Broke my parole to have a good time  When I got home it was 6 a.m.  The door was locked so I kicked it in  She was trippin' on the bills  I think she was high on some pills  She threw my shit out into the yard  The she called me a bum and slapped me real hard  And in my drunkin' stooper  I did what I should have never done  Now I'm sittin' here talking to you  Drunk and on the run    I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside  Waitin' for my ride on the outside  She broke my heart in the trailer park  So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car  Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away    You know mo I'll probably get ten years  So just give me beers 'til they get here  Yeah I know the sun is comin' up  And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up  But I'm trying to drown my soul  I'm tired of this life on a dirt road  everything that I love is gone  And I'm tired of hangin' on    She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside  Waitin' for my ride on the outside  She stole my heart in the trailer park  So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car  Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away    I guess it was meant to be  Romance is misery  So much for memories  And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary  See me on T.V.  The next cop series  I am a danger  I guess I should've did something about my anger  But I'll never learn  Real things I don't concern  I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn  I know it's my fault  But I wasn't happy it was over  She through a fit so I crashed that piece of shit nova    And now I'm goin' back again  Back to the pen to see my friends  And when we all pile out that county van  They'll ask me where I've been    I've been at a bar on the inside  Waitin' for my ride on the outside  She broke my heart in the trailer park  So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car  Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away