Oh Lord it's hard to be humble  when you're perfect in every way.  I can't wait to look in the mirror  cause I get better loking each day.  To know me is to love me  I must be a hell of a man.  Oh Lord it's hard to be humble  but I'm doing the best that I can.  I used to have a girlfriend  but she just couldn't compete  with all of these love starved women  who keep clamoring at my feet.  Well I prob'ly could find me another  but I guess they're all in awe of me.  Who cares, I never get lonesome  cause I treasure my own company.  Oh Lord it's hard to be humble  when you're perfect in every way,  I can't wait to look in the mirror  cause I get better looking each day  To know me is to love me  I must be a hell of a man.  Oh Lord it's hard to be humble  but I'm doing the best that I can.  I guess you could say I'm a loner,  a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.  I could have lots of friends if I want to  but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.  Some folks say that I'm egotistical.  Hell, I don't even know what that means.  I guess it has something to do with the way that I  fill out my skin tight blue jeans.  Oh Lord it's hard to be humble  when you're perfect in every way,  I can't wait to look in the mirror  cause I get better looking each day  To know me is to love me  I must be a hell of a man.  Oh Lord it's hard to be humble  but I'm doing the best that I can.  We're doing the best that we can