I'm as fake as e wedding cake  And I'm Vague and I know that I'm homopolitan  Pitifully predictable  Correctly political    I'm the new, I'm the new, new model  I've got nothing inside  Better in the head and in bed  At the office  I can suck and I smile  New, new, new model    I can choke and diet on coke  I'm Spun and I know  That I'm Stoned and Rolling    Lifelike and poseable  Hopeless and disposable    I'm the new, I'm the new, new model  I've got nothing inside  Better in the head and in bed  At the office  I can suck and I smile  New, new, new model    Don't let them know how far you go  Or that you use you "lovers"  Oh look, you're like a VCR  Stick something in to know  Just who you are you    New, new, new model