I´m the one that can make you come  I´m the one who can make you high  I´m the one who´s a lot more fun  So run away from that guy     I´m the one who has hard meat  Leave yer man its time to cheat  Keep yer eye on the clock  When the bell rings it´s time for cock     Split the square  You know where  Split the square  And I´ll meet you there     I´m the one who can make you come  A drunken bed hoppin´ bum  Get you drunk on cheap wine  Then let´s get naked and sixty nine     Split the square  And I´ll meet you there  Split the square   For the man with no hair     Lets get us a cheap motel  That´s how ya fuck old El  All things that we planned  Get away from yer man     Split the square  And I´ll be there  The bald man with no hair  Split the square    Thanks to Timo Karle for sending this lyrics.