My crusty bed that's all messed up  And my ronchy ass guitar  An old wrestling trophy I bought at a yard sale  And a Bart Simpson doll  My rusty old television that only gets three channels  And my broken Nintendo, thats next to my Right Guard  A Calvin and Hobbes treasury and a flyer for  A concert I never went to  My old skate board and a picture of my  Girlfriend that isn't really my girlfriend anymore  A MAD magazine and a Rage Against the Machine poster  Some socks that hang over my toy box and  A picture I drew of this guy that smells  That is now my girlfriend's boyfriend  That old pencil sharpener that vibrates  And a moldy cup of milk my friend left in here  While we were watching Jerry Springer  A clock that runs two hours late  And a half empty can of spray paint  An old seven Inch of Ronald Lovemaker  And a framed picture of a guy in a yellow suit  There's also some boogers, but I'm  not telling where those are.