Nate, he was a big mistake  Oh Nate, all his dates inflate  It's Nate, loves to be butt-raped  that's Nate  Next Nick, that selfish little prick  Oh Nick, you know he makes me sick  It's Nick, his ass I'd like to kick  That's Nick  Now Steph...  Ok, now Steph's retarded  Well Joel, he's a big asshole  Oh Joel, he's a HUGE asshole  It's Joel, HE'S ONE, BIG, FAT ASSHOLE!  That's Joel  Our band, full of bullshit  That's our band, we're really sucking it  Our band, getting Jiggy with it  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!  We're Idiots with Instruments  We can't play worth dick  We're Idiots with Instruments  We're Nate, Joel, Steph and Nick