Have you ever seen and idealist with grey hairs on his head  Or successful men that keep in touch with unsuccessful friends  You only think you did  I could have sworn I saw it too  But as it turns out  It was just a clever act for cigarettes    'Cause if it isn't making dollars  Then it isn't making sense  If you aren't moving units  Then you're not worth the expense  If you really want to make it  You had best remember this  If it isn't penetration  The it isn't worth the kiss    We're so sorry sir  But you did not quite make the cut this time  And we'd appreciate it if you cleared you stuff on out by five  Don't take it personal  Everyone knows you did your best  If it makes it easier  You should look at it from our perspective    'Cause if it isn't making dollars  Then it isn't making sense  If you aren't moving units  Then you're not worth the expense  If you really want to make it  You had best remember this  If it isn't penetration  Then it isn't worth the kiss