Middle of the month  happenin' all over town  you know its got me reeling forward  got me fallin' to the ground.     There's a new mag on the market  it's the best around  all the guys are talking  it's the best they ever found  all the guys are talking  because they all want some.     It's got me reaching in my pocket  got me forkin' over cash.  'cause there's something in the middle  and it's giving me a rise.     Every single month   it's the same old trash  there's a girl in the middle  with her finger in her gash  there's a boy there in the middle (boiler in the middle?)  with a reamer up her ass. (it's definatley "reamer")    Penetration!     Middle of the month  happenin' all over town  you know its got me reeling forward  got me fallin' to the ground.     It's got me reaching in my pocket  got me pokin' at my cock.  'cause there's something in the middle  and it's giving me a rise.     Penetration!  Penetration in the Centerfold!     Penetration!  Penetration in the Centerfold! (echo)