Paul Kelly (Mushroom)  Ever since you said goodbye  I've had a reputation  I'm not drinking on the sly  I'm the star attraction  Every morning I wake up  Fill my cup and listen bitterly  To stories of me  They say a man is going 'round  He looks a lot like me  They say that man is going down  It's looking pretty likely  Every morning he wakes  Fills his cup and listens shamefully  To stories of me  Everybody come on down  Set 'em up and pass 'em round  We're all here for a drowning  I was down at Baker's Hall  I heard somebody talking  That's the last thing I recall  Then my mind went walking  I woke up with a heavy head  On a hard bed trying to believe  These stories of me  Yeah I woke up in a stranger's bed  Wondering about the things she said to me  These stories of me