Well, Santa's makin' toys for all the girls 'n' boys  Even for their parents so they can get their joys  So I wrote him a letter and nothin' could be better  'Cause Santa always keeps his word  I said I want somethin' red, anything red  Come on Santa, don't be a nerd, ha ha ha  CHORUS  It's gonna be a Red Christmas  It's gonna be a Red Christmas  It's gonna be a Red Christmas  It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho  Well, red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose  Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose  When my weather gets cold red is my nose  So is my ?XO! when I forget my clothes  Now I really like it red, now, even in bed  Maybe Mrs. Claus would like me instead  'Cause Santa's on the rooftop knockin' down a gift  The reindeer bend over and the fun begins  CHORUS  Donner and Blitzen with Killians Red Beer  Dancer and Prancer with red underwear  Boy George has his own little red panties  But he likes it better when he's in Santies!  CHORUS  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------