You're into fashion  Oh, yeah, but I'm into jeans  You're into martinis  But I'm into pop machines  CHORUS  You love romantic nights  But honey, love and satin sheets just ain't for me  'Cause you know what I love  I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream  I want, you want, we want whipped cream-squire me, baby!  I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream  You're into sports cars  Oh, yeah, but I'd rather drive a truck  You'd rather make love  Oh, yeah, but I'd rather...  CHORUS  "Like, ya wanna come over and meet my parents?"  "Like, ya wanna see my ready whip?"  "I think I had that in my hot chocolate once."  "I'd like to see a picture of that."  CHORUS  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------