(feat. Kylie Minogue)    Me no bubbletious  Me smoke heavy tar  Me be groovin' slowly where you are  Notify your next of kin  'Cause you're never coming back  I've been dropping beats since Back in Black    And we'll paint by numbers  'Til something sticks  Don't mind doing it for the kids  (So come on) jump on board  Take a ride (yeah)  (You'll be doin' it all right)  Jump on board feel the high  'Cause the kids are alright    You've got a reputation  Well I guess that can be explored  You're dancing with the chairman of the board  Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony  But if you got other plans  The purpose of a woman is to love her man    And we'll paint by numbers  'Til something sticks  Don't mind doing it for the kids  (So come on) jump on board  Take a ride (yeah)  (Doin' it all right)  Jump on board feel the high  'Cause the kids are alright    I'm gonna give it all of my loving  It's gonna take up all of my love  I'm gonna give it all of my loving  It's gonna take up all of my love  I'm gonna give it all of my loving  It's gonna take up all of my love  I'm gonna give it all of my loving  It's gonna take up all of my love    Come down from the ceiling  I didn't mean to get so high  I couldn't do what I wanted to do  When my lips were dry  You can't just up and leave me  I'm a singer in a band  Well I like drummers baby  You're not my bag    Jump on board  Take a ride, yeah  (You'll be doin' it all right)  Jump on board feel the high, yeah    Jump on board  Take a ride, yeah  (You'll be doin' it all right)  Jump on board feel the high, yeah    I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74  There's only one of me  Single-handedly raising the economy  Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me  Press be asking do I care for sodomy  I don't know, yeah, probably  I've been looking for serial monogamy  Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly  But for now I'm down for ornithology  Grab your binoculars, come follow me