Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken  Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers  I've got a crush on a girl  But I'm gonna have to work on that  They say that being in the army makes you hard  But I don't know about that    Ice cream blender, pocket money spender  Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour    Let's play nurses and doctors  Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses  Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come    I used to have a little bag of hair  And wish it was my hair  My Dad would bring me Airfix fighters  The glue would get all over the bed  At my fingertips enough morphine to put me in that jet  A 4am that little red button was all I had left    Ice cream blender, pocket money spender  Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour    Let's play nurses and doctors  Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses  Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come...