SWINE FLU SONG    Miss piggy, Arnold Ziffle neither has a little sniffle  Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet no fever yet  Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle  Not contagious safe to snuggle  Ask Petunia, Babe, Noelle   All of them feel well  Wilber, Hamm, Hogzilla too none of them have caused the   flu  Wash your hands, wear a mask “how'd this happen?”   people ask  How it started I don't know stay away from Mexico  Now it's in the USA no ones safe this day and age  *Pigs didn't start the swine flu *  Blame the laboratory for this awful story  Pigs didn't start the swine flu  No we've been betrayed   *The strain appears man-made*  Viral codes of human flu, bird influenza's in there too  The only thing I seem to find people blame the swine  Read the papers post your blog, blame it on the lowly   hog  Down some aspirin take a swig your infected by the pig  Everyone thinks I'm contagious read it on my twitter   pages  You can hug me you won't die come and hang out in my   sty  Eat your dinner throw it up no one blames it on the pup  Run a temp and get the chills everyone run for the   hills  *  Name diseases after pigs everyone throws dirty digs  I'm a virus people think I'm not sick I'm clean and   pink  I'm your friend your little buddy I don't know why you   feel cruddy  Don't blame me I'm not the cause  Government should change laws  People sick across the nation looking for a vaccination  Center for disease control someone there has got to   know  This disease it needs a name which animals should we   defame  Nobody will likely mind if we name it for an ugly   swine!  *chorus*  *chorus*  the pigs are innocent I tell you   we didn't do anything wrong  we didn't start this disease   but we're taking all the blame  take pity on pigs    these lyrics are submitted by wren