I wake up in the morning and I'm feeling kinda lazy  My eyes barely open and my head is pretty hazy  My tummy starts to grumble as the hunger takes its toll  Get outta my way I need to get a bowl!    Which friend is gonna join me? I like to make a habit  Of starting my day eating breakfast with a rabbit  trix are for kids and I like em a bunch  I also like kickin it with capn' crunch.  But that's life. What's life? It's a cereal.  Life Cereal - Hey mikey, he likes it!  1..2..3..  ***  A is for Apple, J is for Jacks  G I M the dude with the cereal raps  I don't like it soggy it's my crunchy sweet addiction  Some ice cold milk is the perfect contradiction  It doesn't really matter if they're flakes or they're squares  As long as they taste good I don't really care.  Every day I find myself exactly in the mood  for something kid tested and mother approved  ***  It's a modern stone age family! They kinda look like rebels  Running around with stone bowls and fruity pebbles.    Next thing you know there's dino, barney, fred  Yabba dabba do ya do ya do ya know instead  I'm looking for something that's magically delicious  I dont' even mind if I dirty more dishes    Gonna tempt your tummy with the taste of nuts and honey  What about raisin bran that's always nice and sunny  With two scoops of raisins I really wanna bite  I could eat those two scoops every day and night.  When it comes to cereal I'm kind of big talker  Especially cookie crisp - I'm an obsessive stalker  A bunch of little cookies that I can't seem to resist  I always seem to add them to my grocery list    But lets not forget about cinnamon toast toast toast crunch crunch  Crunch berries and frankenberry and boo berry and you berry  And me berry we're two berries that are very very  Cheery cheery cheerio o o oh's  But That's Life - What's Life? Its a cereal.  Life cereal. Hey Mikey.    ***  A is for Apple, J is for Jacks  G I M the dude with the cereal raps  I don't like it soggy it's my crunchy sweet addiction  Some ice cold milk is the perfect contradiction  It doesn't really matter if they're flakes or they're squares  As long as they taste good I don't really care.  Every day I find myself exactly in the mood  for something kid tested and mother approved  ***  Look at all the boxes in the aisle.  Every character has got a cardboard smile.  Do I go for nutrition or for the free prizes?  Look at all the different colored shapes and sizes.  I'm coo coo for cocoa puffs there's really no denying  The sugar in frosted flakes really gets me flying    That breakfast of champions costs a lot of money  And so do the bunches of oats with honey  Boxes getting smaller and the prices hit the top  It's enough to make your wallet snap crackle and pop    Flakes, bran, berries smacks crispies and bunches  I'd rather eat breakfast any day than boring lunches  It doesn't really matter if they're flakes or they're squares  As long as they taste good I don't really care.    these lyrics are submitted by Stinky Jones