Jangling Jack  Goes Yackety Yack  Visits the home of the brave  Hails a fat yellow cab  Jack wanna celebrate  Jack wanna big drink  Driver drops him at a bar  Called the Rinky Dink  Jack pushes through the door  And crosses the floor  Tips his hat to a man  Grinning in the corner  Going Do da do Do da do  Says, I'm Jangling Jack  I go Do da do  I wanna Rinky Dink Special  I wanna little umbrella too  Jack flops on his stool  Sees the grinning man laugh  So Jack laughs back  Jack raises his glass  Says, God bless this country  And everything in it  The losers and the winners  The good guys and the sinners  The grinning man says, Buddy  It's all Yackety Yack  Whips out a little black pistol  Shoots a bullet in Jack  Jangling Jack  Do Da Do Do Da Do  Jangling Jack  How do you Do Da Do  Jangling Jack Flies off his seat  Crashes through the door  Lands in a heap on the street  Hears his mother's voice  Going, Do do do  Jack is shouting  Mummy is that you?  He sees the berserk city  Sees the dead stacked in piles  Sees the screaming crowd  Screams, Where am I?  Going Do da do Going Do da do  Well Jangling Jack  As a matter of fact  Crawls through the crowd  Back into the bar  Jack crawls to his stool  Jack drags himself up  Falls back down on his arse  In a puddle of blood  Going Goodbye Mummy  Goodbye Goodbye  Jack doubles over  And he vomits and dies  Going Do do do Going Do do do