tried to find my sock    but I know that it's lost   something's gone wrong again   need a shave, cut myself, need a new blade   something's gone wrong again   and again   and again   and again   again   something's gone wrong again   something's gone wrong again      tried to fry an egg, broke the yolk, no joke   something's gone wrong again   look at my watch just to tell the time but the hands come off mine   something's gone wrong again   something's gone wrong again   and again   and again    and again   again    something's gone wrong again   something's gone wrong again      nothing ever happens to peoiple like us   except we miss the bus   something goes wrong again   need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke   something's gone wrong again   something goes wrong again   and again   and again   and again   again   something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again      something goes wrong again   and again    and again   and again   again   something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again      nothing ever happens to people like us   except we miss the bus   something goes wrong again   need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke   something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again   and again   and again   and again   again   something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again      turned up early in time for our date   but then we turn up late   something goes wrong again   need a drink, go to the pub, but the bugger shuts   something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again   and again   and again   and again   again   something goes wrong again   ah something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again   something goes wrong again