Well I know it's the night   but have you gotta beat the daylights out of me   I'm getting so god-damned bruised   I'll soon be softer than a stoned cherry      And when you let your flesh creep over me   you know I don't know what's come over me   something about the way you drool and kiss   makes love seem nothing like this      You tear me up   you grab what's mine   you tear me up   every single time   you tear me up   what a hideous crime   you tear me up   you're a bloody swine      All this slurping and sucking   you know it's putting me off my food   you're noisier than a motorway   and about two times - three times as rude      You know you got such big eyes   they make me feel so small   my heart is only one mouthful   but you - you can have it all      You're just as hard as a pavement   and I don't know where my passion went   you think that maybe I could walk on you   you'd make a damned good anaesthetic - I'll say that for you