Here's a story about Surfer Joe  He caught the big one,  but he let it go  There's somebody satisfied  with winning.    Back on the boardwalk  there's Moe the Sleaze  Sells good things  and aims to please  He's almost even but  he doesn't mind a handout.    Come on down  for a pleasure cruise  We're all going  on a pleasure cruise  Come on down  for a pleasure cruise  Plenty of women,  plenty of booze.    Give your ticket  to Moe the Sleaze  He's the one that's  weak in the knees  His pants are baggy,  but you can see them shaking.    I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe  He may be there,  I really don't know  We can smoke garfong  and watch him ride  the big one.    Come on down  for a pleasure cruise  We're all going  on a pleasure cruise  Come on down  for a pleasure cruise  Plenty of women,  plenty of booze.    Come on down, come on down  Come on down, come on.    Here's a story about Surfer Joe  He caught the big one,  and he let it go  There's somebody satisfied  with winning.    Here's a story about Surfer Joe  He caught the big one,  and he let it go  He's somebody satisfied  with winning.  He's somebody.