In some of my songs I have casually mentioned   The fact that I like to drink beer   This little song is more to the point   Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears      I like beer   It makes me a jolly good fellow   I like beer   It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow   (Makes him feel mellow)   Whiskey’s too rough   Champagne costs too much   Vodka puts my mouth in gear   This little refrain should help me explain   As a matter of fact I like beer   (He likes beer)      My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town   And I’m wearing a suit and a tie   She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth   When I yell as the waiter goes by      I like beer   It makes me a jolly good fellow   I like beer   It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow   (Makes him feel mellow)   Whiskey’s too rough   Champagne costs too much   Vodka puts my mouth in gear   This little refrain should help me explain   As a matter of fact I like beer   (He likes beer)      Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene   And I went to a place so sublime   Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer   Then they turned it all into wine   (Awww)      I like beer   It makes me a jolly good fellow   I like beer   It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow   (Makes him feel mellow)   Whiskey’s too rough   Champagne costs too much   And vodka puts my mouth in gear   Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer   (Yes, he likes beer)