my best friend’s got a new best friend   it’s her new boyfriend   and he’s not even good looking   i’m kind of bored of the stories she’s spinning   her dumb grinning   makes me want to kick her head in   i’m happy for her i say aloud   i want to let the air out of her cloud   my best friend’s got a new best friend      my only father has eyes only for his new girlfriend   and it does my head in   i wish i wish he’d stick to putting up shelves   instead he makes a fool out of me and himself   i’m happy for him   just not deep down   i think about letting his tyres out   he’s my only father      and it’s heartbreaking, tearjerking   i’ll suck it up and i’ll move on again   it’s just like me to be struck by lightning   i’ll suck it up and i’ll move on again