Walk the dog, do the dishes   Your lips are brown from kissing ass   Sorry guys I can't make it   Maybe next time, think I'll pass   Don't make her mad, don't make her sad   A fate for you that's worse than death   you're a slave and you don't know it   It always happens to the best      [CHORUS]   Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped   Don't you know you're pussywhipped   Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped   Don't you know you're pussywhipped      She wants to be involved with you   In every little thing you do   Always has to add her two cents   It's obvious who wears the pants   Your friends all hate you, you don't care   Cause you've been trapped in her lair   And hopefully on day you'll see   That pussy can be caught for free      [CHORUS-MOSH PART-REPEAT FIRST VERSE-CHORUS