I woke up, can't wait to eat   Got my cereal, boy was I beat   Open the fridge and to my dismay   There's no milk, my mommy will pay      I want some milk, my coffee grows cold   I want some milk, I should have been told      I wish I had some goddamn milk   My cheerios just ain't the same   I wish I had some goddamn milk   Too bad the milkman never came      I can't go out to the store   I'll just wait till mommy buys more   I'll just have wheat thins and beer   If I get sick the toilet is near      I want some milk, my coffee grows cold   I want some milk, I should have been told