Sister Evangeline is sweet on me   And she and I both know I'm pledged towards celibacy   And I'll keep thinking of her   And she'll keep touching herself   And we'll both die of guilt   And we'll both die of guilt      Four days now I've tried   Four days now I've tried   Sister Evangeline won't talk to me   I heard she moved away   And had my baby   And she'll keep running from me   And I'll keep touching myself   And we'll all die of guilt   And we'll all die of guilt      Oh and Sister Evangeline   You know He is a part of me   And every night I sing songs for Him to find   Oh and Sister Evangeline   I am trying to make a family   But you keep moving so far away from me      Oh and Sister Evangeline   You know He is a part of me   And every night I sing songs for Him to find   Oh and Sister Evangeline   I am trying to make a family   But you keep moving so far away from me