You won't find Hatesville on any maps   It's easy to get to   But you can't go by train, a plane, a car   You need a ticket to get there   And you're listening to that ticket, this very minute   A one way ticket, first class      See, Hatesville exists partly between the heart and the mind   The sad place in the soul where hate dwells   And we're here to point the way   Why?   Because hate is groovy   Because it's fun   And it's necessary   And it lives inside you every second, every day      And know what?   You need hate   And we need to let you hate   Because we're your friends   And we want to see you happy and healthy   And just a little bit angry      So don't hold back and hesitate   Sit back, smile, relax and hate   Everyone needs a scapegoat   Everyone needs a whipping-boy   When you find someone to hate   It fills your heart with joy