I had a problem I made it go away   I had a psycheness I made it go away   Direct her affect her or rather correct her   I think the trouble is that they'd rather dissect her   I had a problem I'll make it go away         Celluloid your one true mother   Edison your loving father         I'm making progress I'm feeling self-assured   I'm making progress of that you are assured   Direct her affect her or rather correct her   I think the trouble is that they'd rather dissect her   I'm making progress I'm told I am assured         Celluloid your one true mother   Edison your loving father   Black and white tie formal dinner   Keep yourself from getting thinner         Mary Pickford Marry Me No other girl will do   It doesn't really matter that you're dead   Sets my heart a'flickering when I set eyes on you   Tungsten kisses showering your head   Mary Pickford Murder Me No other girl will do   Join our hands in sickness and in death   we're all quite sane   quite sane