I don't believe in New York and I don't believe you have to resort   To turning in your next door neighbor you don't owe any favors   To anyone who ever said why not   To anyone who ever said they got shot   To anyone who ever said they cared a lot         I don't believe in Gandhi - a dead Indian dissolved in a sea and   I don't believe in Adolf - a dead little German for what it's worth   Or anyone who ever said why not   Or anyone who ever said they got shot   Or anyone who ever said they cared a lot         Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me   Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy         I don't believe the black cat or the pittering patter of a tell-tale heart   Righteous paths moral detours murderous silence behind the boards   Of anyone who ever said why not   Of anyone who ever said they got shot   Of anyone who ever said they cared a lot         Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me   Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy         A little girl in her little world   Want to make her crawl want to make her growl         Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me   Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy   Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me   Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy   Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea don't you listen to me