I’m not easily scared   By things that go bump in the night   There’s not many things   That give me a fright   I can walk down a lonely block   And not a lot can make my old knees knock      But, there’s one thing that scares me the most   Is when I think I see a ghost and   I thought I saw you last night   I thought I saw you last night      I’ve been lately thinking   About a Ouija board   And maybe contacting   Your soul ceded by the lord   ’cause all the shadows on my street   That bring with sounds of shuffling feet      But, there’s one thing that scares me the most   Is when I think I see a ghost and   I thought I saw you last night   I thought I saw you last night      Throw salt on my shoulder and knock on wood   Don’t step on cracks, but it does no good   I drink a bourbon to calm my nerves   Read an old book and chant some verse   Hold hot coals in the middle of my fist   Take advice from my exorcist   Hallelujah   Hail mary   Holy moley   This is scary      For instance, last night   I went to a scary movie   And I tried real hard   Not to let it get to me   But, I just kept looking over my shoulder   The wind got hands and I got colder      But, there’s one thing that scares me the most   Is when I think I see a ghost and   I thought I saw you last night   I thought I saw you last night      I’m not easily scared   By things that go bump in the night