Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee   We really shocked the local rock disc jock   Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me   The poor bloke nearly went right off his block   We only told him what we did and didn't like   And then we used that word and he jumped on the mike      You can't say that on the radio   You can't say that on the radio   yes we all do it but you can't refer to it   You can't say that on the radio      Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee   We said the word and got our knuckles rapped   But if he didn't want to know   Why did he ask our views on all that crap?   Oh now we've done it and we've really got it wrong   Not even Uncle John will get to play this song      Cos you can't say crap on the radio   You can't say crap on the radio   We all do it but you can't refer to it   You can't say crap on the radio      Of course we teach freedom of speech   But say as we say and not what we preach   We know your sort you little guttersnipe   Don't give us none of that shit      Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee   But now we know how we touched a sore spot   Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me   It's plain to see what got him bothered and hot   We thought that it was just something that you said   But then we realised it was all he played      Cos he can play crap on the radio   You can play crap on the radio   Be careful what you say   And you can play shite all day   You can play crap on the radio      Crapital radio