He and his wife have had problems   That he's played off like nothing's wrong   'Til he comes home from work early   Just to find the girl is gone   Oh but he gets into the cupboard   Picks out that bottle of gin   Drinks like there's no tomorrow   And decides to take a spin      No don't drive drunk   Don't drive drunk, no   Don't drive drunk   Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad      Teenager at a live party   Says, "give me one for the road"   But he's already so inebriated   If you lit a smoke he'd explode   But bartender says, "I don't think so"   Young one says, "I can deal"   Staggering out he says, "check you all later"   But I really don't think he will      No don't drive drunk   Don't drive drunk, no   Don't drive drunk   Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad   (Repeat)      (Background)   Don't drive drunk   d-d-d don't drive drunk   Don't drive drunk   Hicup   (repeat)      Boy out with girl on their first date   Gets pulled over by the law   Officer says, "hey can't you drive straight   Or have you been drinking alcohol?"   Boy says, "man are you crazy?"   Cop says, "hey then walk this line"   But results from the breathalizer   Proves he's charged with D.U.I.      No don't drive drunk   Don't drive drunk, no   Don't drive drunk   Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad   (Repeat)      (Background)   Don't drive drunk   d-d-d don't drive drunk   Don't drive drunk   Hicup   (repeat)