Deus does not exist    But if he does    He lives above me    In the fattest largest cloud up there    He is whiter than white and cleaner than clean    He wants to reach me       Deus does not exist    But if he does I always notice him    Getting ready in his airy room    He is picking his gloves so gently off    He wants to touch me       I'm walking humbly down a tiny street    Pulling my collar - it gets bigger       I once met him    It really surprised me    He put me in a bath tub    Made me    Squeeky clean    Really clean       To    Create    A    U-ni-verse    You must    Taste    The forbidden fruit       He said "hi!"   I said "hi!"   I was still clean       Deus does not exist    But if he does he'd want to get    Down from that cloud    First marzipan fingers then marble hands    More silent than silence and slower than slow    Diving towards me       My collar is a huge room for two hands    They start at the chest and move slowly down    Wooo...       I thought I had seen everything    He wasn't white and fluffy    He just had sideburns    He just had sideburns    And a quiff    He said 'hi'    I said 'hi'    I was still clean    I was squeeky clean    I was surprised    Just as you would be       Deus, Deus    Deus, Deus, he does not exist    Deus, Deus...