I used to have a girlfriend, but I couldn't keep her   Because every time I dropped my pants, she laughed at my anteater   It was verbal abuse that I just couldn't take   So that's why I decided that I'm gonna trim my snake      Yeah, yeah, I am so punk rock   Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna trim my cock   Yeah, yeah, I am so damn scene   Yeah, yeah, auf wiedersehen, ween      I should be careful to not get an infection   Don't wanna shoot blood with every erection   Times like these it really really hurts when I gotta go   Times like these I really really miss the ol' Gonzo      This is a treat, no it's not a trick   This is a makeover for my dick      DIY circumcision   It's my own decision   By my own incisions   DIY circumcision      Now when I piss, my cock is so mangled   It's real hit or miss, it shoots in all angles      DIY circumcision   It's my own decision   By my own incisions   Say goodbye, foreskin