The straw runs down his arm and leg   Under the carpet   Out to the keg   A secret party tonight at Point Loma   And the hate in your heart you're hiding well   But the booze on your breath is easy to smell   There's a six pack to hide on the Oral U side   Let's drive through Oklahoma      And hide the beer!   The pastor's here!   Hide the beer!   Think of your career!   He might find out that we're human beings   Bring us all down to the wrack and the ruin      She had a beer as an evening snack   When the "Scripture Man" planned a sneak attack   Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton   As she packed her bags and gathered her books   "Scripture Man" gave her that lustful look   Yes, lust is his brew, but no one sees through   His minty-fresh breath ain't reeking      When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear   Together we'll have hell to pay   So wear a beard   The pastor's here   Put the R-rated movie away      Biola   Bethel   Westmont   Calvin College   Azusa Pacific   Liberty Baptist   San Jose Bible College   Bob Jones   Taylor U   California Baptist   Gordon College   Calvin Klein   George Fox   Moody Bible Institute   Seattle Pacific    Baylor   SMU   Pacific Christian   Jimmy Swaggart U   John Brown      Anderson   Eastern Mennonite   Fort Wayne Bible   Grand Rapids Baptist   Greenville   Grove City   Nyack   Travecca Nazarene   Multinomah School of the Bible   Inland Empire School of the Bible   Philadelphia College of the Bible   Whitworth Spring Arbor   And South and Northwestern!      Northwestern!