As she's there trying to find the time   To listen to him on the other line   It's going to cost how much I heard her say   What the hell will plastic be OK      I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die      Dynamite strapped to my chair    Why does everything have to be so unfair?   Just because I have to go to work   Just because I don't wear an ironer shirt      I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die      Run away, far away   Run away, far away   Run away, far away   Run away, far away      I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die      I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die   I'll kiss myself goodbye, I think I'm going to die