He'll do just about anything to get that bit of glory   He'll go out with his lads to make that headline story   The normal man in the clubhave no nees to worry   He'll make his name oh so quick make it in a hurry      Jack Jack Jack the lad they say he's mean    they say he's bad, Jack Jack Jack the lad      Do a shop and make it bold better still rob the old   He'll go in and rob teh till and make sure they'll   never get The Bill   A petty their, always been, never miss a chance you see   Be so hard and very cool never realised that he's just a fool      He's the type to rob your nan of the local paper   Goes out drinking with the boys and brags about his caper   Doesn't realise that he's a clown    I bet he's just one poor man   Due to spend the rest of his life    Wasting in the can