Here's a little story about Mr. Whipple   Thinking about how he'd like to buy a motorcycle   Trying to run down all those fickle people   People squeezing Charmin      Don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple      Then he came across a very fine lady   Goes up to her and says "Hey Hey Hey Baby   Let's go down to the deli   Where I can rub that big old Whipple belly!"      He's got the paper that surely won't grind   When you go to the store he's the one you'll find   When you leave the store he's the one you'll miss   You'll want to give Whipple a big old   Kiss