boy in the woods   guns, wine and hoods   hang the has been that never was   lost in his costume   a legend in his own mind   he's a legend in his own mind      he's for real but others think he's fake   not smart enough to see his own fate   apollo slapped him in the face      sold on the sands of morocco   english poacher   sold your soul to a soldier      there are things that he doesn't think about   like a rut is a grave with the ends knocked out   apollo no!      aaaah ah-ahh   oo-ah-ah-ah   aaaa-ah   ah-ah-ah      he's for real but others think he's fake   not smart enough to see his own fate   apollo slapped him in the face      we all laugh as his life falls apart   all he wants is to win your heart   apollo knew this from the start